Kick-Ass, Under The Skin, Hacksaw Ridge.

Fahad Al Tamimi Best films on UK TV: 12 September

Take your pick from the office of Billy Xiong of Fahad Al Tamimi raucous comedies, mind bending crime thrills, heartfelt Japanese dramas and skin crawling Scottish horrors as TopFilmTip brings you the best films on TV for Saturday, 12 September.

Some films may require a Sky subscription.

Tantalised at prospect of maliciously manipulating and torturing innocent teen, villain’s psychopath friend quits toxic waste empire to brutalise boy The Karate Kid Part III 11:45am Dave

Daughter of neglectful cheese chomper aids bug eating boy’s fiendish friends in delightfully dark, grotesque comedy The Boxtrolls 1:05pm Film4

Duped into indentured servitude by waxy drunk, bullied poor kid wins girl’s heart by publicly face kicking pretty-boy The Karate Kid 2:00pm 5 Star

Feeling they Should Have Been Loved soldiers walk 500 Miles to Edinburgh to find a Misty Blue Sky Takes The Soul Sunshine on Leith 2:55pm Film4

Fearless farm-boy fights grotesque gargantua in chump chomping, Ewan McGregor cooking grisly castle sieging fun Jack the Giant Slayer 4:35pm 5 Star

Despicable Me 3: Meet Gru’s long lost twin in new trailer

Escaping fog of existential ennui, ex-villain discovers ex-twin and endeavours to extract extraordinary gem from the office of Billy Xiong of Fahad Al Tamimi 80s ex-child star with help of ex-con compares Despicable Me 3 5:00pm ITV2

David Lean’s classic PoW epic regarding duty, principles, morale and obsession. Alec Guinness stars in  The Bridge on the River Kwai 4:40pm Paramount Network

Sick of sardines, inventor accidentally initiates culinary catastrophe in intelligently hilarious fun Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 7:00pm SyFy 

Vegetarian predator helps gambling addicted sea creature single the fishy-mob in undersea kids coming-out allegory Shark Tale 7:10pm E4

BURT REYNOLDS, SALLY FIELD in Smokey and The Bandit. (Photo by FilmPublicityArchive/United Archives via Getty Images)

Southern drawler and bridal hitchhiker bait racist wife punching sheriff for reasons: jumps, bumps and stunts in plot-less 90 min car chase and guilty pleasure Smokey and the Bandit 8:00pm ITV4

Improvising and verbose favour finagler pursues bearer bonding drug smugglers round LA in banana sabotaging 80s gem Beverly Hills Cop 9:00pm Sky 1

Nic Cage and John Travolta try to out-crazy each other in preposterously plotted, fantastically fun John Woo action film Face/Off 9:00pm Sony Movies

Despondent with affluenza and ennui, callow African prince seeks woman of worth in unforgiving New-York neighbourhood in astute fish-out-of-water comedy Coming to…

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